As Easter approaches, I find myself confronted with one of my long time enemies…Peeps. Wandering down the candy aisle, the sugary beady-eyed marshmallow monsters staring back at me, I thought, why? Why do people eat these things? And hey – wasn’t it not that long ago that these fools were taking over the candy aisle. Has it really been a year? Well, no. They have Peepified other holidays now too. There were heart shaped Peeps for Valentine’s Day. Trees and snowmen Peeps for Christmas. And pumpkin and ghost Peeps for Halloween. While I could go on about my intense dislike for Peeps, and why no one should be eating Peeps – of any shape or color, during any holiday – instead I’ll try to focus on the positive.
So Peeps are made by a company called Just Born (ha, like the Peep chicks!). Turns out they also make Mike & Ikes and Hot Tamales, so maybe they should go onto my list of boycotted companies. Oops, sorry. Positive. Ok, branching out the “beloved” Peeps into other times of the year is actually quite smart. Why only make money during one month when you can expand your profits year round? Plus, everyone knows the name and everyone knows what they are. Love them or hate them, we all know them and can recognize them. They are mainstream. So if you’ve already got a brand identity and a market, why not capitalize on that? Yea, they did. In fact, since releasing other versions of the traditional yellow chick Peep for Easter, they have enjoyed double digit growth!
So branching out during the rest of the year wasn’t enough for the fine folks at Just Born. They’ve expanded their Easter line too. Every year there are more and more. It’s like a Peeps platoon – a full on army even – in the candy aisle now. Yellow Peeps. Pink Peeps. Flavored Peeps. Peeps dipped in chocolate. Peeps coming out of a shell. Mini Peeps.
And guess what else. According to Just Born, 1 out of every 3 Peeps are purchased by people who don’t like them or FOR people who don’t like them – people with no intention of ever eating them! Like me. The squishy urine colored treats find their way into my Easter basket every year just for kicks. (Yes, my parents still make me an Easter basket. Don’t judge.)
And now there are over 2 billion Peeps being produced each year.
Hello – why are there no summer Peeps? Peep S’mores anyone? No, I changed my mind. Peeps are out of control. Stop buying Peeps. Stop eating Peeps. Just, stop.